Wednesday, July 1, 2009

You know who I feel sorry for?



The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Guru-kool

Now this is interesting.


I believe no girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a ''Master of Arts'' and a ''Doctor of Philosophy'' after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.

Highway to jail :)

Currently, I am working on financial modeling of stock market which might predict the future of the market movements and thus help evolve a efficient trading methodology for Intra-Day trading.

BUT this is New York State Code of Criminal Procedure's take on what I am doing

"Persons pretending to forecast the future shall be considered
disorderly under subdivision 3, section 901 of the criminal code
and liable to a fine of $250 and/or six months in prison."


Section 889, New York State Code of Criminal Procedure.
Silly Americans.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Kota

Written on June 19th.

Am in kota for another 5-6 days...
I am at my brother’s place where adjacent to his room, there are around 7 or 8 room which are typically occupied by IIT-JEE aspirants round the year. Presently almost all the rooms are vacant and once I happened to enter one of the deserted rooms next to ours. There I read many interesting stuff including poetic verses (better shayaris ), names of different girls encircled with a figure of heart in red ink (perhaps blood),inspiring life stories of great men who suffered and struggled before they succeeded, roll numbers of various exams, names of the students who had inhabited the room, class schedules of various coaching institutes in kota, periodic table, posters of dream girls (mostly Sania Mirza or some Hollywood hottie) trigonometric tables with conversions, sum and product formulae etc. Reminded me of my days when I was preparing for JEE. I recalled many correlated stories of my JEE times but this written on one of the walls is what amused me the most:
“Hum jise chahte hain woh chahti hain kisi aur ko,
Rab kare, woh jise chahti ho, woh chahe kisi aur ko”
i.e.
The girl whom I like, likes somebody else.
O’heaven conspire that the one whom she likes, likes someone else (and not her).

Ha Ha Ha.
Why this world is so unfair where even the beloved is to be competed for?
Ha Ha Ha.
Why the issue and spirit of healthy competition is dying a chocked death?
Why we are foraying deep into a materialistic world where even the relations and feelings are nothing more than entities which can be traded for a Diem?
?
?
?
All I can think of is a Bob Dylan Classic, “The answer my friend is blowing in the wind”!
The song is playing as I write this on my notebook. Wish I could funnel and filter the wind to get the answer.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Father's Day.



You are the lamp of our life;
the one who burns to keep us in light.


Taught us to differentiate;
what is wrong and what is right.



Papa, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.

Happy Father's Day.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Summer's Heat

"Summer's heat can swelter and melt...
As summer's heat may simmer as weld.
Some summer's heat can burn as long...
This summer's heat can impel a song.
Summer's heat can cook and bake...
Summer's heat of life can take.
Boil and broil a heart so hot...
A summer's heat can break that romanceful knot.
This heat of summer can smoulder and rot."

-- Michael Gale

God knows what this summer has in store for me. I have tried my best to keep things, away from God's Control,... in my control. Ah, if only I could do that, people would have worshiped me as 'Almighy' and not him.

First things first. The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. Thank you (God) for this pre-chirstmas (summer) gift. A great family get-together.

Secondly, am off to some alien place (actually Kota, Rajasthan) for a week where temperature shoots up to 45 degrees during day. Good for writing but not so good for postings. But, unfortunately I got to get my bu# kicked... बहुत काम है !!

Shyness & narcissism

Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how we perform, is truly important to other people.

- - - Am I a narcissist?

- - Publicly NO.

- Secretly YES!!
:)